Saturday, January 15, 2011

Just Skimming the Surface

of the many, MANY things wrong with Toddler and Tiaras

Waxing a 5 year old
Spray tanning a 15 month old
A 4 year old whose favorite toy is a yarn-haired wheelchair bound puppet
Duct taping a dress to a baby
Feeding kids nine pixie sticks as their baby crack
Acrylic nails on any girl under the age of 16
Telling kids they look ugly when they cry

Too bad there aren't pageants for boys. I'd really love to join the ranks of these faaaaantastic moms.

5 comments:

errin julkunen-pedersen said...

dude. there ARE pageants for boys, or at least sections in pageants for boys (i saw on toddlers & tiaras. last season, possibly?) i guess your dreams can come true.

c.e.l.i.n.a said...

yeah yeah yeah. that will be you in three years when your next babe is a girl

The Proctors said...

And the best part? We don't do it because we want to, we do it because our little princess wants too...

[Morgan] said...

@the proctos, AMEN.

I'm watching the grown up version as we speak. how many of these women were belittled and tortured as toddlers?

dammit.

Mal said...

I cant even talk about that show. It makes me want to hurt those selfish, stupid people.

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