Monday, August 4, 2008
Lurv
Fake Holiday
You know how it goes, coworkers team up with complete opposites in over sized solid colored 100% cotton T-shirts purchased at Costco, and then run around Provo following clues, and completing ridiculous tasks. You know...
I show you this particular picture with the man in the wheelchair because he saw us struggling, and figured he could help! He wheeled himself over, and began doing push ups FOR US! Obviously he is crippled in some way, (not to mention his cancer ridden lungs, and toothless mouth) so in order to get on the ground he had to eject himself from his chair, and just fall straight forward onto his hands. Now that's sacrifice!
Thursday, July 31, 2008
This Husband of Mine
- He loves Sour Patch Kids, and can eat a whole bag in one sitting.
- He could live off of pizza, and being the bad wife I am, I practically let him.
- He is pretty afraid of heights.
- No matter what you bet him, or beg him with, he will not eat something he doesn't want to.
- He has the cutest cleft lip scar.
- He and his friend Gavin cruised Movies 8 naked their senior year. No joke.
- Tadd is a +2 handicap in golf. Two words for ya, boo-yah.
- He has a weakness for WWF on TV.
- He secretly enjoys smutty gossip magazines as much as I do.
- Tadd is one of the most accident prone people I know. Already sliced two fingers with his birthday present (more to come later...)
- He secretly wants to be in the Military.
- He has terrible gas most of the time, sooo endearing, right?
- Tadd loves his 7's, and looks so fetchin' cute in them.
- He is 6'3, but doesn't know it.
- Tadd bashes my TV shows, but gets into them with me.
- He has never been afraid to wear any color, any shade.
- I'm his Kitty and he's my Puppy. (We're s-t-r-a-n-g-e)
- Tadd pulls off a bald head better than any one I know (sorry Peter and Pete).
- He hates reading, but couldn't get enough of gospel literature on his mission.
- He could watch Man on Fire over and over again.
- He showers at least twice a day.
- He holds the course record at Davis Park Golf Course. 61.
- He dedicated hours and hours to our apartment by painting, hanging and cleaning.
- I have vacuumed only twice since we've been married, don't think it doesn't get done though.
- Tadd loves to sleep more than he loves me.
- If there is Chicken Fettucine Alfredo on the menu, you bet Tadd will order it.
- Tadd throws up once a week on average. I really wish he'd get to a doctor and fix it.
- He has great legs.
- He amazes me with his athletic abilities. He play any sport without looking awkward! A feat I will never master
- We both use the same five step face wash system every night.
Do you want me to continue, or are you over this? I could go on, but it's time to cuddle.
Happy birthday to my puppy! Love you!
VILE!
I figured it's been a year since I got my Blackberry, so it was probably due for a new shield. I'm extremely depressed to find out that I am a filthy, dirty girl. Exhibit A (see below):
I'm trying to convince myself that a large percentage of this filth is actually stained hair color. Crossing my fingers, really. That's sick.
You can be sure I'll be replacing my shield every few months now!
Thank you Emo boy for not spitting in my direction after viewing this display of disgust.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Happy 16th Bizzle Rizzle Bootsie!
Here's how...she's such a sweet, caring girl. She's very active in her ward, and makes friends like no bodies business! I guess it's those friends of hers that have told her time and time again to stop listening to what her bratty sisters say. Thanks to you girls!
I love you tons Lo, and am so impressed at what a beautiful young woman you have become. And don't be surprised if I act like an older brother in how I treat your dates. They will definitely be interrogated by me! I have no doubt you're too good for any of them!
The Uglies written by Scott Westerfeld
It's been said that this expression hurt this Uglies face (on the left).
Wow, I really just posted those on the world wide web. Yup, that just happened.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Movies TBS*
- Dark Knight (duh)
- Swing Vote
- SOTP 2 (I can't wait for this one!)
- Fly Me to the Moon
- Henry Poole is Here
- The House Bunny
And those are just summer movies!
In other movie news...I recently saw Journey to the Center of the Earth - not my choice. I wasn't terribly unimpressed, however. The 3D aspect was entertaining. Poor Brendan Fraizer though...not an acting bone in his body.
I saw Mamma Mia today! LOVE LOVE LOVE it! Lauged a lot, cried a bit. I will absolutely own this one, and I've already purchased the soundtrack. Brings back memories of seeing it on Broadway in New York!
I was so impressed with these actor's voices, especially Amanda Syefried (loved her in V. Mars), and wondered outloud with Celina how they managed to get those three grown men to do that movie. Loved it though! I highly recommend it!
We also wondered what happened to the days of singing and dancing in public in expression of emotions. Or...did those days ever even exist?
*to be seen - der
Team Ball!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Arts n' Crafts
Monday, July 21, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Memorandum
1. Add a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!
2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty funny to see the responses.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Dilemma
Monday, July 14, 2008
Love All!
I figured another session couldn't hurt, so I'm signed for July as well! Along with a few friendly recruits of mine...
Our class minus my MIL Camme who missed picture day! She was at home sick with a sore throat.
Our awesome instructors Kenny and Jeremy!
No hard feelings, right Kenny?
Shay and Kenny playing the geee-tar
Just playing some doubles, our own style!
So intense!
Our non-family tennis buddies, Rebecca and Stacey!
Kenny and Kass. Tennis class misses these two!
Ahh, our true colors.
Thanks for inviting me to take tennis with you girls, it was a blast! I can't wait for my first Wimbledon Tournament!
**Stay tuned for pictures of session two of tennis lessons!**
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Current Obsessions
- White teeth
- All things having to do with blogs
- Summery sandals
- Kookaburra Licorice (ah...my vice)
- Arrowhead water
- French braiding my hair
- Tennis
- Tadd's golf
- Amazing photography blogs
- Swimsuits (I think I now own 30)
- My new one piece swimsuit with attached skirt
- Large totes
- People watching
- Stretching my limbs
- Antique looking homes (a few on Center Street in Provo have me infatuated)
- The positive game - steering clear of all negative thoughts, especially at work
- Summer dresses that I can make garment-friendly
- Teal
- Tan skin
- Fake vacations
- My beveled feet when I point them just right
- Strawberries and Cream Slimfast at night
- Del Taco's Shredded Beef Del Carbon tacos. Deeeeeelicious
- Avoiding shampoo
- Friends TV series
- The upcoming movies Mama Mia and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
- Brickbreaker on my BlackBerry
- Swimming and laying out
- America's Best Dance Crew
- Twilight series
- Smutty magazines (this obsession may never change)
- Van Ethan
- Figuring out a way to get rid of belly fat without doing anything at all - not successful so far
- Crest Diet Coke with PB Twix (maybe if I cut this out I could work on the obsession above)
- Sunless tanner
- Attractive by nature people
I challenge all you blogga's to write up your own list as well.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
"There is one boy I miss, Alfalfa...
My all time favorite holiday! Although I may prefer to lay out in the sun, or sleep in a bit on this holiday rather than attending the parade (been there, done that), or watching the balloons, it is still my favorite.
This particular year was pretty chill, but the fun began on the 3rd of July.
Thursday: Department party at Mt. Timpanogas Park in the Canyon, complete with a BBQ and Slip n' Slide Kickball. I also learned a valuable lesson at this party. I am not as strong and spry as I once was. A word to the wise: never attempt a round-off backhand spring after tucking away that little talent for roughly ten years. You will land on your head.
Friday: Slept in despite the cannons, jets and continous music of the parade. Laid out at the in-laws pool, and played Queen of the Floatie with my nieces. Imagine a 22 year old throwing little children off the floatie so as to remain the Queen. That's exactly how it went. I was surprised to learn that Madi is pretty strong, and was able to flip me over a few times. We had a grand ol' time!
Friday night: BBQ with Tadd's extended family at his parents. Babysat Bree while the family went to the Stadium of Fire. We aren't really SOF goers, so we didn't feel too badly about "missing out". We had a great view of the fireworks from my in-laws anyway! I kept telling Tadd, "we are sooo boring", but in actuality I wouldn't have wanted to sit through a concert of sorts just for something to do. We did exactly what we wanted to.
Adrie, Kyra and Ellie. Ellie insisted on being on my team for Queen of the Floatie, after she saw how I dominated the pool.
Little Bree bug! She wasn't very happy after everyone left. I had the pleasure of experiencing baby poop on my clothes for the very first time. Don't worry Bree, I won't hold it against you. I still love you to pieces!
Tadd and Bree
Faves
Four of us in I-da-ho.
My precious Ali. She's really quite crazy. That must be a bread stick Mary is holding up to block
Ali.
That was a painfully boring post. I hope to entertain a little better in future posts.

