National Limmerick and Nutty Fudge Day

That's right, today was a celebration of catchy poems and crunchity fudge. Below are the limmericks I composed:

For years I’d been against peanut butter
I’d believed it belonged in the gutter
Then one day PB Twix
Put me into a fix
Now peanut-y chocolate has my heart all a-flutter
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There once was a golfer named Tadd
He had never been to Baghdad
Then one hearty swing
Hit that pin with a ding
Now he’s famous in shorts pink and plaid.

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